Brad's Status (2017)

Ben Stiller: Brad Sloan

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• Brad Sloan : I'm alive...

• Brad Sloan : [narrating]  But Melanie... she's so easily satisfied.

  Melanie Sloan : It's good!

  Brad Sloan : Honestly?

  Melanie Sloan : Yeah, I always love your sauces.

  Brad Sloan : [narrating]  Maybe her contentment undermined my ambition.

• Brad Sloan : [narrating]  Her friend, Maya was equally captivating, equally compelling. I suddenly felt a deep grief... for all the women I would never love and all the lives I would never live. I imaging running away with them both and starting again and what that might look like.

• Troy Sloan : When we were walking around today and you embarrassing me, I kept thinking, like, you know, if I go to this school, everybody here's gonna remember this and I'm never gonna live this down. But... you know, they're not gonna remember. Because, everybody's just thinking about themselves. You know? Nobody cares. Like, the only person that's thinking about you, is me, so... the only person's opinion that you should really care about is mine.

  Brad Sloan : Yeah. What's your opinion?

  Troy Sloan : Well, I love you.

  Brad Sloan : Thank you.