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lor_13 July 2016
Femme porno wunderkind JSJ goes to the well one more time to exploit crypto-incest in this threesome epic, its lengthy cast list leading to a bloated running time. I suspect her dutiful fans didn't bat an eyelash, but I'm beginning to detect the light at the end of her incest tunnel as inspiration seems to be almost fully escaped from her deflating XXX balloon.

The 8 ladies of the cast are easy on the eye and include some really big names among the recent crop of starlets. Perhaps a tip of the cap goes to the fading MILF genre in that judging by this opus it takes two svelte young things to make up for the absence of any prima donnas (no Lisa Anns, no Ava Addamses), sort of a screwy mathematical equation: 32A + 32B = 38DD.

Karla Kush narrates the opening segment, having sex with her BFF Cadence Lux and her step-brother Chad Alva. All 3 are blond(e)s, and I sense a trend starting, as I just got finished watching Chad and his pony-tail make love to an even blonder starlet, the ethereal Trillium in a misguided tribute to hairy pussies titled "Bringing Back the Bush" (no kidding).

Superstars unite in the next vignette as no less than Marley Brinx and Megan Rain team up in what, on paper when they signed on the dotted line with Digital Sin, must have seemed like a summit meeting of hot new talent. Alas, they are victims of a bondage-obsessed Tommy Pistol in a highly anti-entertaining Jacky St. exercise in BDSM lite. She just couldn't resist mixing her two moneymakers: incest and "50 Shades" riffs.

Tattoos dominate with Karmen Karma on board next, doing her deep throat routine opposite lovely Samantha Hayes, with aging Anthony Rosano as the incestuous bro. Just as I hope that turning 40 will encourage Mr. Pistol to retire, I'm wondering when nearly-40 Rosano will graduate from bro roles to Daddy assignments.

Finale has a real beauty for our age, Elsa Jean, suffering with the always decadent Jenna J. Ross in a black humor episode that wallows in poor taste. This is Jacky the writer-director at her most facetious, having Jenna delight in getting rid of her BFF Elsa's virginity, enlisting brother Chad White and his big dick to do the trick. Watching this one I became painfully aware of a parallel world of porn performers, whose behavior "in character" is not just an excuse to pick up pay checks but living out an oddly cynical lifestyle. Repetition of sex for pay, hundreds of times over, clearly dulls the senses, and jail-bait supreme Elsa is shown here already on that glide path.
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