- Hank Griffin: [to self in mirror] You know, I hate to admit it, but... you are one... damn fine-looking man.
- Sergeant Wu: If you can't accept my love for you, you leave me no choice but to end this ghastly farce and throw myself off this cliff. Farewell, my sweet, my darling, my one-and-only...
- [looks at her name badge]
- Sergeant Wu: ... Holly!"
- Sergeant Wu: Love looks not with the eyes but with the heart, and therefore is lost to Cupid's mighty dart.
- Holly: That was very sweet. But... I have to get all this food out there.
- Sergeant Wu: The course of true love never did run true, and now it's up to me my love to prove.