- Nick Burkhardt: Check to see if there are any reports of a naked man in a park sometime last night.
- Sergeant Wu: Uh, this is Portland; I might have to narrow that down.
- Hank Griffin: So... Portland's celebrated pioneer was a 200-year-old cicada Wesen.
- Nick Burkhardt: Makes you wonder... how many bodies are buried in this park.
- Sergeant Wu: Or not.
- Hank Griffin: So... he either came to the park fully clothed and was robbed of everything he had, or he came to the park with no clothes, and was killed for no personal gain.
- Nick Burkhardt: Might've been some sadistic sexual encounter gone bad.
- Hank Griffin: Really?
- Nick Burkhardt: No. It's Wesen.