- Mike Lawson: I've been watching you this past week, Baker. It seems like you got a lot of people telling you who you're doing this for, and I wonder if it's not about time you start doing this for yourself. Just you. Screw all the attention. And you know what? Screw all those adorable little girls in the crowd with their Ginny Baker signs. 'Cause you're not a Girl Scout leader, rookie. You're a ballplayer. You do this for you, you do this for your team, or you don't do it at all. 'Cause you can't aim your pitches if you're aiming to please everyone. I literally just came up with that on the spot. I mean, "aim your pitches, aim to please"? Damn, I'm good.
- Frank Reid: Your teammates are excited to meet you.
- Ginny Baker: No, they're not. Ticketing and sales people, they're excited to meet me. My teammates, 75% think I'm the next San Diego Chicken. The other 25 just want to see me shower. And I bet your manager thinks you should've called up Walker instead of me, and I'm just here because of all that. But none of that matters. You know why?
- Frank Reid: No, but colored me intrigued.
- Ginny Baker: Because today, I'm the starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres.
- Ginny Baker: I didn't see Mike Lawson back in there.
- Al Luongo: He likes to make a grand entrance. Total diva. I'd kill him, but he has this annoying habit of driving in 130 runs a year.
- Ginny Baker: I can't do this right now, pop.
- Bill Baker: You have your glove?
- Ginny Baker: Please just leave me be.
- Bill Baker: What the hell was that today?
- Ginny Baker: I don't know.
- Bill Baker: What is your problem, girl?
- Ginny Baker: You are! I was just a little girl! I never asked for any of it! You chose it for me. You did. I have no friends, no interests! I'm a robot in cleats, and I'm malfunctioning. It wasn't right what you did. What you did to me.
- Bill Baker: You done? Where's your glove?
- Ginny Baker: I'm tired, pop.
- Bill Baker: You threw ten pitches. How tired can you be?
- Ginny Baker: I don't have my glove.
- Bill Baker: Where is it?