Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Jennifer Hale: Cinderella
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Quotes
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[Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan taking out her sword, Belle holding up her book, Ariel pointing her dinglehopper, Merida pointing her bow and arrow, Pocahontas holding up her cane, Rapunzel holding her frying pan, Elsa holding out her hands, Anna putting her fists up, Jasmine wielding the magic lamp, and Cinderella taking her glass slipper, breaking it and wielding it like a shiv]
Vanellope : Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!
Anna : Wait. What?
Vanellope : Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
[laughs nervously]
Pocahontas : What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope : What kind?
Rapunzel : Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope : No.
Elsa : Magic hands?
Vanellope : No.
Cinderella : Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope : No.
Snow White : Were you poisoned?
Vanellope : No!
Vanellope : No!
Rapunzel , Belle : Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope : No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
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Ariel : Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!
Vanellope : No! Good Lord, who would do that?
Snow White : Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope : Eww, barf!
Jasmine : Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope : I don't even have a mom.
Ariel , Snow White , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna : Neither do we!
Rapunzel : And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope : Yes! What is up with that?
Ariel , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna , Rapunzel : She *is* a Princess!
Snow White : [sings a few notes in delight]
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Cinderella : [admiring Vanellope's causal attire] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Vanellope : Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella : Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora : As would I.
Moana : Me too!
Elsa : So cool.
Rapunzel : Best outfit ever!
Ariel : Oh, I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella : I'll get my mice on this.
[the Disney logo comes up on a swirling screen while the transition portion from the Batman theme plays. When it comes back into frame, all the princesses are wearing casual clothing. Cinderella sprawls out on a beanbag]
Cinderella : [sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[the Disney Princesses cheer for Vanellope]
Rapunzel : Yay, Vanellope.
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Belle : [closes book] Well, there's a lot to unpack here.
Aurora : [nods] Mmhmm.
Belle : So this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor?
Vanellope : Ah ah. No no no it's not a metaphor. I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan : Maybe a little. But, sometimes your song can't start until you go some place to reflect.
Pocahontas : What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
Vanellope : What?
Snow White : Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
Moana : I stare at the ocean.
Mulan : [raises hand sarcastically] Horse trough.
Cinderella : Soap bubbles.
Vanellope : Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water.
Ariel : [gets excited] That, important water.
Vanellope : Right of course. Important water. I stare at the important water and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream?
[the Disney Princesses nod yes to Vanellope's answer]
Rapunzel : For sure.
Vanellope : Uh, yeah. I don't think so ladies, but thanks.
