Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Poster

John C. Reilly: Ralph

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  • [Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game called Pancake Milkshake, pushing past Vanellope] 

    Ralph : Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn.

    [He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes] 

    Ralph : Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... milkshake... pancake... pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen.

    [the bunny burps. Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes] 

    Vanellope : Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes!

    Ralph : Sweet! Let's speed it up!

    [He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes] 

    Ralph : Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat, eat!

    [Vanellope starts to look worried] 

    Vanellope : Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.

    [the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth] 

    Ralph : No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!

    [the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams] 

  • [from trailer] 

    Auctioneer : [at an eBay auction]  Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.

    Ralph : It's like it's looking into my soul.

    Vanellope : Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.

  • [from trailer] 

    Vanellope : We are going to the internet!

    Ralph : Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?

  • [from trailer] 

    Ralph : [seeing the new Wi-Fi sign]  Wiffy? Or is that Wyfee?

  • Ralph : Wait a minute, who are all of you?

    Jasmine : We're friends of Vanellope's.

    Elsa : Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.

    Moana : You're welcome.

  • [from trailer] 

    KnowsMore : Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?

    Ralph : Umm...

    KnowsMore : Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?

    Ralph : No.

    KnowsMore : Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?

    Ralph : Rrrrrr!

    KnowsMore : Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?

    Vanellope : [to Ralph]  I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.

    KnowsMore : My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.

    Vanellope : Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.

    KnowsMore : Oh, I only found one result.

  • [from trailer] 

    Ralph : Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"?

    Vanellope : Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?

    Yesss : Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.

    Ralph : Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it?

    Yesss : You're not wrong.

  • [from trailer] 

    Ralph : Hey, kid, wake up!

    Vanellope : [screams]  Ralph, what is wrong with you?

    Ralph : Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off!

    Vanellope : Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?

    Ralph : We're going to the internet.

  • Ralph : [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill]  Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.

    Vanellope : I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.

    KnowsMore : Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.

    Vanellope : Let me try.

    [She clears her throat] 

    Vanellope : Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!

    [She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal] 

    KnowsMore : Oh. I only found one result for your query!

    [He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay] 

    KnowsMore : Hmm. Isn't that interesting!

    Ralph : What? How did you-?

    Vanellope : Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.

    [to KnowsMore] 

    Vanellope : Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!

    KnowsMore : Well, you're welcome.

  • [From trailer; Ralph has gone to the DarkNet] 

    Ralph : The reason why I came to your neck of the face... I mean, there's a face in your neck- I mean, woods! Neck of the woods!

  • [from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity] 

    Yesss : Shank is for real cool.

    Vanellope : Right?

    Ralph : Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.

  • [first lines] 

    Ralph : Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.

    Vanellope : Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?

    Ralph : Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.

    Vanellope : Pfft! Seriously, Ralph?

    Ralph : Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.

    Vanellope : Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!

    Ralph : No! That's not - why is that obvious?

    Vanellope : Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.

    Ralph : I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.

    Vanellope : Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?

    Ralph : Yeah, you got me.

  • [last lines] 

    Felix : [Approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise]  Hey. You doing okay there Ralph?

    Ralph : Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great.

    Ralph : [as the arcade characters reporting to their games]  Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, Buddy.

    [as the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., we zoom back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Del Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title] 

  • KnowsMore : Either you put all the clones in therapy,- not very realistic,- or the antivirus district is surrounded by a gate made from security software. If Vanellope could somehow lead all of the clones through the gate, they would be deleted all at once; sort of a co-dependent Pied Piper situation.

    Vanellope : We know a pied piper!

    Ralph : We do?

    Vanellope : Yesss!

    Ralph : Who?

    Vanellope : Yesss!

    Ralph : But who is it?

    [Vanellope hangs her head downward, and then Ralph finally gets it a moment later] 

    Ralph : Oh, you mean Yesss!

  • [after Vanellope angrily throws the you're my hero medal she made for him down into the older site abyss] 

    Ralph : Vanellope, where are you going?

    Vanellope : [as she storms off]  Wherever you're not!

    Ralph : Listen, I can expla...

    Vanellope : [angrily turns to Ralph]  No! You will not follow me!

    Ralph : Vanellope, please!

    Vanellope : A friend would never do what you did! Never! So, you leave me alone!

    [she storms off] 

    Ralph : Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! Please! What will I do?

  • Announcer : And now, an exclusive sneak peek of Frozen 2. Click here.

    [Just as Frozen 2 is about to play, the screen suddenly changes to Ralph singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"] 

    Ralph : [singing]  Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

    [pause] 

    Ralph : Uh-huh! Why would I? I like you! You guys still sticking around? All right! Well, you're welcome to stay. There's not really any more surprises, but, you know. Good luck getting that song out of your head. It's a real earwig.

    [chuckles] 

    Ralph : Anyway, what else? Uh...

  • Ralph : [waking up and sees Naveen winking at him]  Oh, thanks Frogger.

    [Ralph then notices himself surrounded by the princesses] 

    Ralph : Wait a minute. Who all are you?

    Jasmine : We're friends of Vanellope's.

    Elsa : Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's, is a friend of ours.

    Moana : [pops up]  You're welcome.

  • Yesss : First rule of the Internet... do *not* read the comments. Should've told you that.

    Yesss : Look... This place can bring out the worst in some people... but you gotta ignore all this. This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them.

    Ralph : I don't care. It's fine.

    [sniffs] 

    Ralph : People hated me my whole life for being the bad guy. It's just a good reminder that this is the only heart that really matters.

    [Ralph shows Vanellope's heart pendant] 

    Ralph : Vanellope gave me this... and as long as she likes me... I don't need anybody else.

    Ralph : And I *sure* don't need the Internet!

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