Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 (2016 TV Short)

Joseph Pelling: Red Guy, Colin the Computer

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Quotes 

• Red Guy Coworker : Can you file these files please?

  Red Guy : Oh, uhm, sure...

  [Red Guy Coworker begins walking away] 

  Red Guy : Oh, hey... er, wouldn't it be funny, i-if one of these files came to life?

  [Tries ad-libbing a song while making the files dance] 

  Red Guy : I am a file, and... you put documents in me... doo do do, a file...

  [makes the file dance for several seconds while his fellow employees look at him confusedly] 

  Red Guy : Y-y'know, if it did it like a song?...

  Red Guy Coworker : No. That sounds really boring.

• Red Guy : I wonder what will happen...

• Duck : [being initiated by Red Guy]  -fish on my tray! WHAT! WHERE AM I-I-I...

  Universe Guy : [singing]  -W-we are in the universe! Planet ship inside the moon! A rocket ship can go to space! A rocket ship can go to the moon!

  Sports Guy : [singing in an unusual manner]  -Sports, ball! Let's play sports! Cricket ball! Red card!

  [throws a card at Yellow Guy] 

  Magnet : [singing with voice cracking]  -magnet, and I'm friends with best friend

  [unintelligible name] 

  Magnet : , and it's my best friend!

  Shovel Guy : [with a very deep voice]  Let's dig a hole at the bottom of a...

  Yellow Guy : [screaming]  MAKE IT STOP!

  Saxophone Guy : [singing]  Ba pa do bop, I teach you how to buy a canoe!

  File Guy : I am a file and you put documents in me!

  Yellow Guy : [crying] 

  Traffic Light : [singing faintly]  -but red is for not go. You can be crushed by a bu...

  Gel Guy : [not even singing anymore]  This is a gel! I am a gel!

  Yellow Guy : [unintelligible screaming as more teachers appear, as Red Guy looks in horror] 

• Red Guy : [seeing Roy emerge from the darkness]  No!