Spies in Disguise (2019)
Will Smith: Lance
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Quotes
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Lance Sterling : Walter, what did you do?
Walter Beckett : Pigeons are everywhere, and nobody notices them! It's the most perfect form a spy can take!
Lance Sterling : UNBIRD ME, RIGHT NOW!
[Ursula, the female pigeon tries to cuddle with Lance]
Lance Sterling : Stop, girl! Seriously!
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Lance Sterling : Let the beat drop.
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Lance Sterling : Ah, that's hot. That's hot.
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Lance Sterling : Why am I eating food off the floor? Why does it taste amazing?
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Lance Sterling : [after laying an egg] Walter, what happens in the submarine stays in the submarine.
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Walter Beckett : What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?
Lance Sterling : What?
Walter Beckett : Disappeeeear.
Lance Sterling : Why are you saying it like that?
Walter Beckett : For effeeeect.
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Lance Sterling : You poisoned me!
Walter Beckett : That's not even my department.
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Lance Sterling : [dismissing Walter] Millennials
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Marcy : Would you look at that? There's a man with a robot hand wearing your face who took the M9 Assassin. Guess I owe you an apology.
Lance : Ok. Go ahead.
Marcy : No, that was it. That was the apology.
Lance : Oh. I accept.
Marcy : But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.
Lance : Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.
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Walter : Why are you running from the Agency?
[as Walter tries to help him up]
Lance : Get off me! I'm running, because there's a bad guy out there with my face, and now I have to try to stop him from hurting people while being a bird. And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that. You know what? You're fired again. Double fired!
Walter : Mm, I don't think that's a thing.
Lance : Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now!
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Lance : What? No we cant just kill her, that's dark Lovie
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Walter Beckett : [Sterling has just been transformed into a pigeon] Can you see me?
Lance Sterling : I can see everything!
Lance Sterling : Why can I see you and my butt at the same time?
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Lance Sterling : Let's get weird.
Walter Beckett : Boom.
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Lance : A hundred percent Scooby-Doo.
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Lance Sterling : I do not need your help, never will... Can you push 20
[on the elevator]
Lance Sterling : , please?
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[repeated line]
Lance Sterling : I fly solo.
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Lance Sterling : Double fired!
Walter Beckett : I don't think that's a thing...
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Lance Sterling : It's too much... It's probably the right amount.