The Good Place (TV Series)
Jason Mendoza (2016)
Kristen Bell: Eleanor Shellstrop
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Quotes
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Eleanor Shellstrop : Dude, Chidi is giving you a lifeline right now, and you need to take it because you suck.
Jason Mendoza : [indignant] You suck!
Eleanor Shellstrop : I know! That's what I'm trying to tell you. We both suck. You know who doesn't suck? Chidi. He is putting himself in danger to help us, because he, unlike us, is an amazing person.
Jason Mendoza : I didn't get into Heaven to go to school.
Eleanor Shellstrop : You didn't get into Heaven at all, shirt-for-brains.
Jason Mendoza : I just want to be myself.
Eleanor Shellstrop : That's a very, very bad idea. Do not be yourself. You need to be a better version of yourself, okay? And I do, too. And our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Think about that.
Chidi Anagonye : Do you have to call me a nerd so much?
Eleanor Shellstrop : I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.
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Jianyu Li : When I say I am meditating, I am just trying to figure out what the fork is happening. I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.
Eleanor Shellstrop : No, Jianyu, we are dead.
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Jason Mendoza : Tofu? Ah, man, I'ma order some jalapeño poppers
Eleanor Shellstrop : Shhh. Be quiet and eat your white sponge.
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Jason Mendoza : I'm gonna tell a story about my real favorite meal.
Eleanor Shellstrop : Which is?
Jason Mendoza : The Buffalo wings at Stupid Nicks Wing Dump in Gainesville. Wings were free for ladies if they took their top off.
