Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right? (2017)
Rachel Bloom: Rebecca Bunch
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : Okay, Code Yellow.
[Paula offers her a tampon]
Rebecca Bunch : What? What is this? What are you doing?
Paula Proctor : I'm sorry, I threw away that color chart you gave me.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh my God! Periods are Code Blue, because blue is the color of the liquids they use in tampon commercials, because men hate that women bleed!
Paula Proctor : Right.
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Rebecca Bunch : Look how good my ring looks on someone's face!
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Mr. Santa Ana Winds : You're looking really guilty.
Rebecca Bunch : Move aside.
Mr. Santa Ana Winds : You can't push the wind!
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Rebecca Bunch : Oh, YOU! That kiss was all your fault!
Mr. Santa Ana Winds : I just reveal your deepest wishes and fears, so it's you, Rebecca, it's not me.
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Mr. Santa Ana Winds : You're super-weird!
Rebecca Bunch : No, I'm not! Get away from me! Go back to Santa Ana! Or, I don't if that's where you're from or if that's where you're going!
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Mr. Santa Ana Winds : You ruined everything, you stupid bitch!
Rebecca Bunch : Now, get away from me, Mr. Wind! Just get away! Just stop bothering me, wind! Just stop it!
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Rebecca Bunch : Your dream's coming true!
Josh Chan : Are they doing a remake of Chuck Norris's "Sidekicks?"
Rebecca Bunch : I don't think so - I mean, they might be.
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[Rebecca shows off her engagement ring]
Darryl Whitefeather : You guys got engaged so fast! But I think, you know, why wait, right?
Rebecca Bunch : Exactly.
Mrs. Hernandez : Maybe because making a permanent commitment to someone is not to be taken lightly.
Rebecca Bunch : Wow, so this is our thing now? You just say insulting things in a calm voice and I'm supposed to take it? Awesome!
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Rebecca Bunch : Hello, Nathaniel! How are you, what's new with you? I don't care, I just got engaged!
Nathaniel Plimpton : Is that why you look halfway decent? 'Cause usually you look like what librarians look like in real life.
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Rebecca Bunch : Okay, Josh, I need you to give me goose bumps right now.
[Josh is in bed with hay fever, snoring like a drill]
Rebecca Bunch : Damn you, winds of the devil!
