- [first lines]
- Mellie Grant: So, tonight on behalf of the 160 million mothers, daughters, sisters, granddaughters, and anyone else who has been made to feel that there are doors in this world that they don't have the keys to, I gladly accept the Republican nomination for President of the United States.
- [cheers and applause]
- Quinn Perkins: Are you - are you crying?
- Marcus Walker: I'm not crying.
- Huck: You're embarrassing us.
- [scoffing as they walk away]
- Nelson McClintock: [scrawls something on his plea agreement] Can you read that okay? It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.
- David Rosen: Nelson...
- Nelson McClintock: It's "Mr. McClintock", as in my parents came to America before yours did, David *Rosen*.