- Atticus: You know, I had to kiss Ian McKellen on the lips every night for six months in Angels in America. And the strange thing is, I got to quite like it.
- Atticus: [to Annabelle] You're a wonderful forgiving person and that makes me worry that you're not a good judge of character.
- Atticus: I thought of tying my nuts once. Before you were born. Of course, if I had, I wouldn't have had your sister.
- [Atticus goes to Adela's house after 13 years and her daughter Eliza comes out]
- Eliza Dodge: Who are you?
- Atticus: [to Adela] Christ, that's not mine, is it?