- Bobbi Mayer: How do you use that bathroom? I think I just saw a roach making love to some mold.
- Ophelia Mayer: Oh, yeah, that's just Harold.
- Ophelia Mayer: Isn't this video grounds to have their charter taken away? I mean, why hasn't the school shut them down?
- Jules Thomas: People have tried to get them in trouble, but there's no incriminating evidence. Like the masks, for example.
- Ophelia Mayer: And we can't trace them digitally either. Someone really knew what they were doing, because this video is scrubbed clean.
- Jules Thomas, Ophelia Mayer: Let's get them.
- Ophelia Mayer: Yes! I love it when we say things in unison. It's so badass.
- Chloe Freeman: [Divided cuts of each sorority speaking to their pledges] Welcome to Kappa, you grimy-ass bitches.
- Kennedy: ...Welcome to Zeta, my queens. This week is all about sisterly bonding.
- Chloe Freeman: ...We call pledge week "hell week" for a reason. Kappa's not a pussy sorority, like those twats over at...
- Kennedy: ...The sisterhood of Zeta Zeta Psi, the ultimate female-empowering community. Each of you deserves to be here. Know that we feel blessed and honored that you chose to join us too.
- Chloe Freeman: ...Hear me loud and clear. We do not tolerate weaklings or quitters. This is hard-core, you dumb...
- Kennedy: ...Goddesses. This week will end in a classic prank. We're painting George Washington bright pink.
- Chloe Freeman: ...If you want to be Kappa, you eat, sleep, piss, and shit Kappa.
- Kennedy: ...Make Zeta your sun and your stars. You are all Khaleesis in our eyes. Consider us your Khalasar. It's finally time.
- Chloe Freeman: ...Hold on to your fat asses. Let hell week begin!
- Kennedy: ...Let pledge week begin!