- Hooten: [after Alex knocks out a goon] That was actually quite impressive.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: Well, actually, I just imagined it was you.
- Leon: [Hoot is wearing a reindeer onesie] This is just this is just horrible. Where's your dignity? Tell me, how can you have pride in yourself as a man?
- Hooten: You took my clothes, asshole. What do you want me to do?
- Leon: You know what? I'm going to crisp you up like Bambi bacon. Where is the Egg? Bambi?
- Hooten: I'm Rudolph. I have the red nose. I'm Rudolph, you moron.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: Valeria. You look very well.
- Valeria: You look like something the cat coughed up.
- Lady Alex Spencer-Parker: Right, well, you're just rude.