Episode #14.23

Bill Maher - Host: Back in May, we showed you this Us Magazine, twenty-five things you don't know. You all read these; you know, I... this... I did one of these once. All people in show business have been subject to this. You do twenty-five things you don't know about me. And we showed you that Hillary, oh some of the things are fascinating, like she said "Bill Clinton proposed to me twice before I said yes." And that wasn't even about marriage.

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Bill Maher - Host: No, uh... she said, number thirteen, "I am and always will be a Beatles fan. I also really love Adele", because of course I'm not pandering to millennials at all when I say that. Uh... so then we did the Ted Cruz edition, we said they should do Ted Cruz next, and he had... he had ones like "Mirrors don't show my reflection."

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Bill Maher - Host: And, uh... "My nickname at Princeton was Fuckface."

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Bill Maher - Host: So... and then we did the Bernie Sanders edition, where he said things like "Che Guevara used to wear a t-shirt with me on it."

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Bill Maher - Host: And "I comb my hair with a balloon."

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Bill Maher - Host: So, uh... so, we were waiting until the eve of the Republican convention to finally do twenty-five things you don't know about me, Donald Trump.

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Bill Maher - Host: Would you like to hear? Of course you would.