The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Paul Lynde/McLean Stevenson/Bob Uecker/Carol Wayne (1976)
McLean Stevenson: Self
Quotes
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McLean Stevenson : [on traveling in Texas] Just the most wonderful people. They come up to you, and they say, "McLean, we're just so glad you're here; this is my wife Margie Dell, we're from Fentworth - that's 57 miles northwest of Houston; we've been livin' down here 45 years. My dad was in the railroad business, and my mom's got oil wells. We've got a lot of cattle, a nice 23-year-old daughter. We're sure glad you're here." Then they leave!
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McLean Stevenson : [on a telethon for his hometown zoo] If Bloomington, Illinois got two hundred million dollars for the zoo? Lord - they could get the zebra re-striped, and probably give a - the old lion there with the bad breath and the bad mane, they could trim that...
Johnny Carson : What's the big attraction in the Miller Park Zoo there?
McLean Stevenson : A 72-year-old giraffe.