Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
So Then a Bat or A Monkey (2017)
Drew Barrymore: Sheila Hammond
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Quotes
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Sheila Hammond : I'm okay. I just... threw up...
[looks around her at the bathroom COMPLETELY covered and dripping with vomit]
Sheila Hammond : ... like, a fair amount.
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Gary West : Is there a problem?
Joel : Oh, God, not you.
Gary West : Look, Joel, obviously you're upset, but if Sheila doesn't wanna go with you.
Joel : Shut up, Gary. Sheila...
Sheila Hammond : Life should be fun, honey. And I don't care what Consumer Reports says, that car is hot.
Gary West : She wants to have fun, Joel.
Joel : And doesn't care what Consumer Reports says. I heard her, Gary.
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[first lines]
Sheila Hammond : [laying in bed] Joel...
Joel : Shh. No words, my love.
Sheila Hammond : I'm sorry, babe, I'm just not really a "pound one out" kind of gal.
Joel : I know, and that's great. You like romance and lavender candles, and a massage with essential oils, and a wonderful meal but not too heavy.
Sheila Hammond : You're making fun of me. No. I'm only saying that sometimes, maybe even now, we might try...
Joel : Humping? Like that rescue dog did to that little girl at the Rite Aid?
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Eric : No pupillary response. Have you noticed any deteriorating flesh?
Sheila Hammond : No?
Eric : Blackening of the skin, digits or other pieces falling off?
Sheila Hammond : No.
Eric : Okay. Um, have you eaten anyone?
Sheila Hammond : No. But I may have thrown up an organ.
Eric : No worries.
