Daddy's Home 2 (2017)

Will Ferrell: Brad

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• Kurt : [to Dusty; referring to Brad]  His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit?

  Brad : [after camera zooms out, to show him sitting in a chair next to Kurt and Dusty]  You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some privacy.

• Kurt : Did you touch the thermostat, did you turn it up?

  Don : Well, of course, not... did somebody fiddle with the thermostat?

  Kurt : Yes, it's 85 degrees!

  Don : 85?

  Kurt : 85!

  Don : Do you have any idea how much even a few degrees can impact the gas bill?

  Kurt : Of course, I do, it's unthinkable!

  Brad : [Walks in]  Dad, Kurt, what's going on in here? Why is it so hot?

  Don : Somebody fiddled with the thermostat!

  Brad : What? Who would do that?

  Kurt : [They hear a noise and look out in the hallway. Adrianna walks to the thermostat and starts to turn it up]  What do you think you're doing?

  Brad : It's roasting in here!

  Adrianna : [Matter-of-factly]  I like to sleep with my window open.

  Kurt : Hey, kid, are you allowed to touch the thermostat at your mom's house?

  Adrianna : Pfft, duh!

  [Walks back to her bedroom] 

  Dusty : [Joins the others in the hallway]  What is going on?

  Brad : Adrianna, she turned up the thermostat!

  Kurt : Said she fiddles with the thermostat at your house any time she damn well pleases.

  Don : Dusty, is that true? Tell me that's not true!

  [Dusty, speechless, just sighs] 

  Don : Oh, criminy, Dusty. You might as well give her your wallet and your 401k while you're at it!

  Kurt : Brad, do you let the kids touch the thermostat at your house?

  Brad : What, no! The thermostat is a sacred covenant! I can't believe we're even talking about this! This is *madness*!

• Brad : And eventually, you'll keep in touch and you might even be invited to their wedding. And her dad's like, Brad what are you doing here, Teresa never talks about you? And you're like, I'm invited. And he's like, I wonder about that. And you show them the proof, always bring the wedding invite with you, and they can't kick you out.

  Dylan : Ok.

  Brad : But you'll be sad ultimately knowing that she's not with you and you wanna prepare yourself like a mixtape of sad songs. Anything from Chicago, it's usually pretty good.

  [Brad starts singing] 

  Brad : If you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me

  Dylan : I don't really know that song.

  Brad : Ooh no, baby, please don't go