- Lola, Lana: Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons!
- Lincoln Loud: Did someone say tea party?
- [reveals a tea pot and a box of cookies]
- Lola: Eeeee! Thank you, Lincoln!
- [takes items and goes back to her room]
- Lana: Hey, I don't want to be part of some dumb old tea party, I want to watch TV!
- Lincoln Loud: Not even if
- [pulls frogs from behind him]
- Lincoln Loud: these guys are invited?
- [holds out frogs; Frog croaks]
- Lana: Eeeee! Thanks, Lincoln!
- [takes frogs and goes back to her room]
- Lincoln Loud: Hey, Luan!
- Luan: I was just heading downstairs to watch TV
- Lincoln Loud: You might want to grab your video camera instead. The twins are at it again.
- [Lola and Lana fighting]
- Luan: This is totally going to go viral!
- [gives in to record the brawl]
- Luan: Thanks, Linc!
- Clyde: [as the kids are in the basement looking for the fuse box] Lincoln! Lincoln!
- Lincoln Loud: It's a ghost and it knows my name!
- [Lincoln and the sisters scream]
- Lincoln Loud: I'll save you, sisters!
- [runs towards where the voice is coming from]
- Lincoln Loud: Yahhhh!