Welcome to Nowhere (2018 TV Movie)

Robin Dunne: Matt

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• Norm : Can we just talk about elephant in the room, please?

  Steve : Why? I didn't know that Kate was here. Hey Kate, are you to drop a ball?

  Norm : Why don't you like her?

  Steve : Dude, I like her fine. I just don't like her with you, okay. Plus you two have been since high school. It's pathetic.

  Norm : Ha ha ha, pathetic? What about you Mr. Tinder Swiper. This guy...

  Matt : Tinder Swiper?

  Norm : This guy drove to Brockton for two hours last week in to see girl who was 21.

  Matt : Really?

  Norm : You are the creepy librarian. You, Netflix should make documentary series about you.

  Steve : Okay. Okay. First of all, she is very well read, she's beautiful, she gets jokes, all right, and nobody is happy in marriage including yourself nut nuts. So why would I invest in the institution with a such a low success rate? Answer me that?

• Matt : Well, actually, I may not have to sell a farm after all.

  Gary : How's that?

  Matt : I'll need everybody's help.

  Eileen : Oh, just tell us what we need to do.

  Gary : Wait, wait. I won't have to lie, will I? Cause I can't be disbarred.

  Eileen : Oh Gary, please. You lie for a living. You're a lawyer.

  Matt : So here's the plan.