The comedy segment is audio supposedly recorded with a "spy" microphone. First there are various comments that are supposedly from audience members as they were waiting before the show. Then a few geographic bits: London, the Ventura freeway, and Disneyland. Stephanie Yu is a 13-year-old who does TV news reports on PBS. She says she watches "The Tonight Show", and Johnny is her favorite part. She says the money she earns is saved for college and a car. Her favorite subject is math; she might go into computer science in college. Since her PBS special is about garbage, she gives Johnny a quiz about how long materials take to decompose. Kenneth Branagh talks about his sudden fame at age 29. He and Johnny discuss the differences between performing Shakespeare in the UK and US. Cathy Guisewite talks about differences between men and women - first regarding shopping, and then Valentine's Day.
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