Jack Black: Po
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Mr. Ping : Po, did you hear ? Some idiot cook poisoned Shifu.
Po : What ?
[fell down the stairs]
Po : Is he dead ?
Mr. Ping : Not yet, but he will be when they catch him.
Po : No, I meant Shifu.
Mr. Ping : Oh no, he's alive... Barely.
Po : [Gulps]
Mr. Ping : So? how did you do ?
Po : Oh, I've made a mess.
Mr. Ping : Oh, that you did. Ah, my son, the chef. I'm so pride.
Po : Yeah, about the whole chef thing, uh... Maybe there's something else I'd be good at.
Mr. Ping : Well, let's see how good you are at cleaning up this mess.
Po : Good thinking, Dad! I could clean things. I'd be a great cleaner.
Mr. Ping : [laughs] You a cleaner ? I can't even get you to take a bath ! You're funny ! You should be a comedian.
Po : A comedian ! Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Mr. Ping : Or a dancer ?
Po : Got it dancer ! I can do graceful ?
Mr. Ping : You graceful ?
[Chuckles]
Mr. Ping : I feel sick !
Po : Then you need a doctor ! I could be a doctor... Cleaner, comedian, dancer, doctor. Great what else ?
Po : An emperor !
Po : [Gasp] Can I ?
Mr. Ping : No, i was just kidding. Po. Your destiny is to become a chef, like me.
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Po : Kung Fu! I know. I know what I want to do! I know what I want to do!
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Po : [picks up a radish] Nice radish.
Mr. Ping : Po, help! Help me!
Po : Sorry, excuse me, coming through. Dad! I'll protect you from that... pen?
Mr. Ping : I need you to autograph your stuff.
Po : Stuff?
Mr. Ping : Business has doubled since I turned your bedroom into a gift shop.
Po : Gift shop?
Mr. Ping : Dragon Warrior souvenirs with every purchase!
Po : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're selling my stuff?
Mr. Ping : Oh no, no, no, no.
Young Pig : Oh boy, thank you!
Mr. Ping : I'm giving it away.
Po : What? What about my Furious Five figures? Where are they?
Mr. Ping : I put them in the box over there.
Po : This... box?
Mr. Ping : Uh, whoops.
Po : Noooo! No...
Mr. Ping : I'm sorry, Po.
Po : Dad, they're handmade scale replicas with kung fu action! I made them the day I fell in love with kung fu! I have to find them!
Mr. Ping : Po, it was an accident!
Po : [Po starts searching the village frantically] Where are they?
Oogway : Accident... or destiny? Little does Po know that it was just such an *accident* that brought the Furious Five together all those years ago. This is the story of how the Five came to be.
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Po : [while chopping vegetables] Chop, chop, chop, ow! I know I put it around here somewhere! Oh, the spices, right.
Po : [pours the noodle mixture into a wok] So, uh... what do you guys do all day up at the -
[Po sneezes into the food]
Po : Jade Palace?
Palace Goose : Kung fu.
Po : [with a sniffle in his voice] Thank you, bless you, too.
Palace Goose : No, no, kung fu.
Po : Oh yeah, kung fu. That's really... neat how you do the... fu thing... with the... kung...
Palace Goose : You have no idea what that is, do you?
Po : No, no, I don't.
Palace Goose : [carrying the meal in a bag] Well, I should get this back.
Po : Right, yeah, of course. They're gonna love it, love it!
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Mr. Ping : So, how did you do?
Po : Oh, I've made a mess.
Mr. Ping : Oh, that you did. Ah, my son, the chef; I'm so proud.
Po : Yeah, about the whole chef thing, uh... maybe there's something else I'd be good at.
Mr. Ping : Well, let's see how good you are at cleaning up this mess.
Po : Good thinking, Dad! I could clean things, I'd be a great cleaner.
Mr. Ping : [laughs] You a cleaner? I can't even get you to take a bath! You're funny, you should be a comedian.
Po : A comedian! Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Mr. Ping : Or a dancer.
Po : Got it, dancer; I can do graceful.
Mr. Ping : You, graceful?
[Chuckles]
Mr. Ping : I feel sick.
Po : Then you need a doctor!
[Po writes on a scroll]
Po : I could be a doctor, cleaner, comedian, dancer, doctor... Great, what else?
Mr. Ping : An emperor.
Po : [gasps] Can I?
Mr. Ping : No, I was just kidding! Po, your destiny is to become a chef, like me.
Po : I can't be a chef, I'm the one who poi... nted out that I... can't be a chef. Dad, I'm never gonna be like you.
[Mr. Ping nervously gulps]
Po : I just... I don't know what I want to do.
Mr. Ping : Hm, I know what you can do: take out the trash.
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Young Po : This is terrible.
Mr. Ping : Yes, they're leaving before breakfast.
Young Po : No, Dad, if I hadn't poisoned Shifu with my food, then none of this would have ha... ppened.
Mr. Ping : Po? You cooked that meal for Shifu? So Shifu ate noodles from Ping's Noodle Hut?
Young Po : Dad, I'm sorry, I was gonna tell you, but...
Mr. Ping : No, this is fantastic!
Young Po : But...
Mr. Ping : Now serving the Jade Palace: Ping and Son. You can't buy this kind of publicity.
Mr. Ping : But, Dad...
Mr. Ping : If we hurry, we'll be the only ones selling food to all those starving folk.
Young Po : Wait...
Mr. Ping : I'll get the pots.
Young Po : But...
Mr. Ping : Gather some roots and mushrooms from the hilltop and I'll see you up there later.
Young Po : [sighs] Okay, I'm on it.
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Young Po : [starts to pick mushrooms, then pauses when he sees Tigress fighting Boar, he gasps in awe] Ohh.
Mantis : [Tigress continues to punch and kick Boar] Buddy, hold your breath, it's gonna hurt!
Young Tigress : [Tigress kicks Boar, who skids in the dirt] All right, all together! Ha! Twist your hips, recoil, and extend!
Boar : [the Furious Five deliver flying kicks to Boar, knocking his tusks out] I've... been... stopped.
Young Po : [Boar hits the ground and passes out; Po's eyes turn into hearts as he witnesses kung fu for the first time in his life] Kung fu. I know, I know what I want to do! I know what I want to do! Whoa! Ohh...
[Po trips on the ground, then gets back up]
Young Tigress : I guess we're done here.
Monkey : Hey, we could be a team!
Young Tigress : Yes.
Crane : Great!
Mantis : What should we call ourselves?
[Boar groans from pain]
