Roundhouse (TV Series)

TV on Trial (1992)

Mark David: Self, Ed McMayonaise, Skip Loder, Cop 2

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Quotes 

• Mom : Sweetheart, what're you having for breakfast?

  Dad : Stuff It Honey!

  Mom : What?

  Dad : Stuff It Honey!

  Mom : Wait a minute. What did you say to me?

  Dad : I'm eatin' Stuff It Honey.

  Mom : Excuse me, but you will NOT talk to me that way.

  Dad : Oh, no. Sweetheart, it's the name of the cereal.

  Mom : Wha...? Oh, I see.

  [they laugh together] 

  Mark David , Natalie Nucci : [singing in unison]  Stuff It Honeeeey.

  Dad : Now, how 'bout some milk, fish face?

• Mark David : And some saw the tube and said that it was good. And some saw the tube and said that it suckéd eggs. And Mom saw the tube and said...

  Mom : Not until you finish your homework, buster.

• Trailer Announcer : Touchphone Pictures presents Nick Nolte, Mike the Dog, and the students of West Beverly High in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills 90210." It's a story of compassion.

  Old Bum : Brother, could you spare a dime?

  Student 1 : Are you kidding? My gold card is maxed out and I may even have to get a job this summer.

  Trailer Announcer : Sensitivity.

  Old Bum : How 'bout it, miss? Spare a little change for a sandwich.

  [pulls up shirt to display sucked in stomach] 

  Student 2 : Oh, I'm sorry. I never carry anything smaller than a twenty. What's a sandwich?

  Trailer Announcer : And a young man's quest to find himself.

  Old Bum : Dylan, share your pain with me. I can help. I'm a wise old bum.

  Dylan : Pain? What do you know about pain? I just lost a sideburn in a terrible shaving accident.

  Trailer Announcer : Down and Out in Beverly Hills 90210. This time, it's trivial. 90210 will be right back with more self-absorbed, upper crust whining right after these messages.