Major Crimes (TV Series)

Skin Deep (2016)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

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• Andy Flynn : [Mrs Melman is lying on a table receiving butt implants]  Ma'am, we're calling paramedics to take you to a hospital.

  Mrs. Melman : What? I'm half an hour from having the ass of my dreams! Go away!

  Louie Provenza : Lady! This guy is not a doctor.

  Mrs. Melman : You think I don't know that? I'm lying flat on my face in some immigrant's garage.

  Joseph Yu : I no understand. What is probrem?

  Mike Tao : You're practicing medicine without a license, and I find your accent REALLY offensive.

  Andy Flynn : Especially given that you were born in Fullerton, and that you grew up in Glendale.

  Joseph Yu : [Long pause]  Oh, well, what can I tell you? It's good for business.

• Louie Provenza : Look, the news is interviewing George Clooney. Oh, wait, it's me.

• Louie Provenza : You don't understand. Heath... Heather has left the building! I... She's out of the business! She... Uh...

  [Grunts] 

• Andy Flynn : And besides, Heather said I should buy now before the interest rates go up again.

  Louie Provenza : Heather? Who the hell is Heather?

  Buzz Watson : Come Home with Heather?

  Louie Provenza : More like Shack Up with Heather to me.

  Andy Flynn : Yeah, well, she's a local real estate expert.

  Louie Provenza : Yeah. Looks like she's been in countless homes.