The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Application Deterioration (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : Hang on, what if Sheldon had no choice but to be respectful?
Leonard Hofstadter : Is there a switch on the back of his neck we don't know about?
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Howard Wolowitz : This contract looks good to me.
Sheldon Cooper : I'll say it looks good. It's in my proprietary font, Shelvetica.
Leonard Hofstadter : I want to say something obnoxious, but it is easy on the eyes.
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Sheldon Cooper : Sounds like a, uh, contract might be in order.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure; we could write something up.
Sheldon Cooper : But which one of us should be the party who...
Howard Wolowitz : You can do it, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : So stipulated!
Leonard Hofstadter : Once I found a stash of contracts under his bed. It was weird.
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[first lines]
Howard Wolowitz : OK, I gotta ask: why are you wearing a bow tie?
Sheldon Cooper : I've never applied for a patent before; I wanted to make a good impression.
Howard Wolowitz : The impression that your first name is Pee-wee?
[Leonard laughs]
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, well, you're an engineer. End of joke. Burn.
Tim : Come on in, fellows.
Howard Wolowitz : See, he's not wearing a tie.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, he's a patent attorney; maybe his tie is pending.
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Howard Wolowitz : Can you imagine if we make money with this?
Leonard Hofstadter : If we do, I am splurging on the best sinus irrigator money can buy.
Howard Wolowitz : That old sad story: a guy gets a little money, it goes straight up his nose.
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Sheldon Cooper : Hey, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : If she doesn't think that we should apply for this patent, she's being "patently" absurd.
Leonard Hofstadter : Good one.
Sheldon Cooper : OK, you got it. See, I was afraid it was a thinker.