- Peter Townsend: It was a young lady named Sally / Who enjoyed the occasional dally / She sat on the lap / Of a well-endowed chap, / And cried: "Sir, you're right up my alley!"
- King George VI: There was an old countess of Bray, / - And you may think it odd when I say - / That despite her high station, / Rank, and education, / She always spelled "cunt" with a K.
- King George VI: [King George gives stern look at Philip] You understand the titles, the... dukedom. They're not the job.
- Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: Sir?
- King George VI: She is the job. She is the essence of your duty. Loving her. Protecting her.
- King George VI: [King George looks out at the lake] Of course, you'll miss your career.
- [Philip looks down]
- King George VI: But doing this for her, doing this for *me*...
- [looks back at Philip]
- King George VI: there may be no greater act of patriotism. Or love.
- Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: [Looks back at King George VI] I understand, sir.
- King George VI: Do you, boy?... Do you really?
- Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: I think so.