Critical Role (TV Series)

Dangerous Dealings (2016)

Sam Riegel: Scanlan Shorthalt

Quotes 

• Vex'ahlia (2015) : How about a limerick as payment, Scanlan?

  Scanlan : A limerick, for you?

  Vex'ahlia (2015) : For you.

  Scanlan : You're going to give me a limerick?

  Vex'ahlia (2015) : I'll give you a limerick. Hold on. I've been preparing it. Have you heard tale of Scanlan the bard? Or Burt Reynolds if you look at his card. Always tries to get laid, sometimes with ladies he made. But I still respect him because rhyming is hard.

• Grog : Sometimes you have to walk away from a bad deal to find a good one.

  Percy , Scanlan : That's not a thing.

  Keyleth : I got what you were saying Grog.