Tom Harper: Okay, racing isn't about winning or losing or who comes in first or last.
Anne Harper: That is literally the definition of a race.
Tom Harper: All I'm saying is it's about having fun. No pressure, no stress. Just get a good night's sleep, get out there, and enjoy yourselves.
Dicky Harper: Well, that took a lot of the pressure off.
Ricky Harper: Totally. Dad's usually all about winning.
Nicky Harper: Yeah. Let's just go out there and have some fun.
Dawn Harper: This isn't about fun!
[whack]
Dawn Harper: This is about winning. This is about our hard work, and this is about beating those Kramdens.
[whack]
Dicky Harper: Who's arguing?
Dawn Harper: And it's about getting a good night's sleep so we can wake up well-rested at 3:45 a.m.
Ricky Harper: 3:45?
[whack]
Dawn Harper: I know it seems early, but it is a long drive up that mountain.
[boys moan]
Mae Valentine: Well, if one of you is too sleepy and you need a backup, the fifth quad is always ready.
Ricky Harper: It's not that easy, Mae. You need a uniform and a helm...
[Velco rips]
Mae Valentine: Like I said, fifth quad is always ready.