Deadpool 2 (2018)

Zazie Beetz: Domino

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• Firefist : [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]  We need a code.

  Domino : Try, uh... seven?

  Deadpool : Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number.

  [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar] 

  Deadpool : God, that's lazy writing.

• Deadpool : So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier?

  Cable : Yeah, something like that.

  Deadpool : I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies.

  Cable : Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma.

  Deadpool : Boom!

  [makes exploding sound] 

  Deadpool : Spoiler alert. Ha ha! Ah, planets.

  Domino : [whispers to herself]  Next time Uber.

  Cable : Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

  Deadpool : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is.

  Cable : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.

  Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower.

  Domino : I should've finished college.

• Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.

  Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.

  Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.

  Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!

  Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.

  Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!

• Deadpool : As a former X-Man...

  Bedlam : Trainee.

  Deadpool : Thank you, Bedlam. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. X-Men? *Men*? The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Gender neutral. From now on, we'll be known as... X-Force.

  Domino : Isn't that a little derivative?

  Deadpool : I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter.

  Peter : ...That wasn't me.

• Deadpool : And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography.

  Dopinder : Wow!

  Domino : I really should have stayed in college...

• Deadpool : New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable!

  Domino : Where is he? I can't see him.

  Deadpool : He's on top of you! He's going in through the back! OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE!

  Domino : You hear yourself, right?

  Deadpool : Accidental double entendres!

• [before the X-Force skydive] 

  Peter : Is anybody nervous about the high winds?

  Deadpool : Gary...

  Peter : My name's Peter.

  Deadpool : I realize that you're new to this, but relax. You've been chosen by a higher power.

  Domino : Did he just call himself God?

  Bedlam : I think he did.

  Peter : I'd like to go home.

  Deadpool : And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! I spent ten years in Special Forces! You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE!

  Deadpool : [whispers to Peter]  I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear.

• Domino : Lady Luck, take the wheel.

• Weasel : Meet...

  Domino : "Domino."

  Deadpool : What's your shtick?

  Domino : I'm lucky.

  Deadpool : That's not a superpower.

  Domino : Yeah it is.

  Deadpool : No it isn't.

  Domino : Yes, it is.

  Deadpool : No it isn't.

  Domino : Yeah, it is.

  Deadpool : No, it isn't.

  Domino : [Smiling]  Yeah it is!

  Deadpool : No it isn't.

  Domino : No it isn't.

  Deadpool : Yes, it is.

  Domino : Told you.

  Deadpool : GAH! Get outta my head!

• Domino , Weasel : I only do over the pants mouth stuff!