Deadpool 2 (2018)
Morena Baccarin: Vanessa
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Quotes
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Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?
Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
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[In Wade's dream]
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Wade Wilson : Well, come here.
[They share a long, passionate kiss]
Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.
Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.
Wade Wilson : Wait, what?
[Wade gets pulled back to the real world]
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Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make dessert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.
Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
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Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
Vanessa : No.
Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.
Vanessa : Try again.
Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
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Vanessa : Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be. He needs you.
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Vanessa : [to Wade Wilson] You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy!
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Wade Wilson : Family was always an F-word to me. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd.
Vanessa : Hey, look at me. You are not your father. Besides... I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.
