The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Positive Negative Reaction (2016)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm, uh... uuh going to be a father.
Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali : Congratulations.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no!
Leonard Hofstadter : Why 'oh no'?
Sheldon Cooper : Because this *changes* everything. What about comic-book night? What about playing games together? What about our trips to Disneyland? How can we do those things with a child around?
Leonard Hofstadter : Relax; there's room for two babies in this group.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, dear Lor- Penny's pregnant too?
Leonard Hofstadter : You're the other baby.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, really? OK, well, would a baby have to shave once every eleven days?
Leonard Hofstadter : Would an adult refuse to eat his Graham crackers because one of them was broken?
Sheldon Cooper : I guess we'll call this a draw.
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Raj Koothrappali : I read that in Los Angeles raising a child through college can cost over a million dollars.
Howard Wolowitz : A million dollars! Gah. It's like my nuts just kicked me in the nuts.
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Raj Koothrappali : I'd like to propose a toast to our friend Howard, his um his big heart, his beautiful soul...
Leonard Hofstadter : and his tight little pants that somehow did not make him sterile.
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Howard Wolowitz : Maybe that's an idea: guidance systems for drunk people.
Raj Koothrappali : They have that, it's called Uber.
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Leonard Hofstadter : It'll be fine, people have kids every day. You'll figure this out.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, come on, this is great news and you know it.
Howard Wolowitz : You're right, it is. I'm just a little overwhelmed right now.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, you know what we should do?
Sheldon Cooper : All get vasectomies so this doesn't happen to us?
Leonard Hofstadter : Go out and celebrate!
[to Sheldon]
Leonard Hofstadter : But not your worst idea.
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Howard Wolowitz : I shouldn't be raising a kid. I don't even eat my own vegetables.
Leonard Hofstadter : Buddy, I think you might be overreacting.
Howard Wolowitz : And then there's this nose. I mean... What if he looks like me? Or worse... what if she looks like me?
Sheldon Cooper : Not to mention the impact on our social circle. Everything's going to change. Howard won't be able to come over as much.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, he could bring the baby here.
Sheldon Cooper : Then we'd have to baby-proof the apartment. Yeah, my sister has one of those toilet locks in her bathroom. I have two doctorates, I still had to go in the sink.
Howard Wolowitz : how expensive having a kid is?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, I read that in Los Angeles, raising a child through college can cost over a million dollars.
Howard Wolowitz : A million dollars? It's like my nuts just kicked me in the nuts.