The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Positive Negative Reaction (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm, uh... uuh going to be a father.
Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali : Congratulations.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no!
Leonard Hofstadter : Why 'oh no'?
Sheldon Cooper : Because this *changes* everything. What about comic-book night? What about playing games together? What about our trips to Disneyland? How can we do those things with a child around?
Leonard Hofstadter : Relax; there's room for two babies in this group.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, dear Lor- Penny's pregnant too?
Leonard Hofstadter : You're the other baby.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, really? OK, well, would a baby have to shave once every eleven days?
Leonard Hofstadter : Would an adult refuse to eat his Graham crackers because one of them was broken?
Sheldon Cooper : I guess we'll call this a draw.
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[last lines]
Penny Hofstadter : That was such a fun night.
Leonard Hofstadter : Probably cause you got to see your man up there rocking the mike.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, yeah. I was a little surprised when you decided to beat box.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, that was really an asthma attack; I just sold it.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, I am so happy for Howard and Bernadette.
Leonard Hofstadter : Me too. So, you ever think about it?
Penny Hofstadter : Babies? I'm not in a rush, but someday, yeah, sure. What about you?
Leonard Hofstadter : I think we'd make amazing parents.
Sheldon Cooper : Will you guys keep it down?
[Sheldon is sprawled on the couch, a beard, moustache, glasses and Harry Potter scar drawn on his face]
Penny Hofstadter : On the other hand, we might lack a certain maturity.
[She picks up a magic marker]
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Raj Koothrappali : I'd like to propose a toast to our friend Howard, his um his big heart, his beautiful soul...
Leonard Hofstadter : and his tight little pants that somehow did not make him sterile.
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Sheldon Cooper : This place is terrific. Why- why have we never been here before?
Leonard Hofstadter : Same reason we don't do a lot of fun stuff: you.
Sheldon Cooper : That's some smart talk from a guy who can't even keep his face in focus.
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Leonard Hofstadter : It'll be fine, people have kids every day. You'll figure this out.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, come on, this is great news and you know it.
Howard Wolowitz : You're right, it is. I'm just a little overwhelmed right now.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, you know what we should do?
Sheldon Cooper : All get vasectomies so this doesn't happen to us?
Leonard Hofstadter : Go out and celebrate!
[to Sheldon]
Leonard Hofstadter : But not your worst idea.
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Howard Wolowitz : I shouldn't be raising a kid. I don't even eat my own vegetables.
Leonard Hofstadter : Buddy, I think you might be overreacting.
Howard Wolowitz : And then there's this nose. I mean... What if he looks like me? Or worse... what if she looks like me?
Sheldon Cooper : Not to mention the impact on our social circle. Everything's going to change. Howard won't be able to come over as much.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, he could bring the baby here.
Sheldon Cooper : Then we'd have to baby-proof the apartment. Yeah, my sister has one of those toilet locks in her bathroom. I have two doctorates, I still had to go in the sink.
Howard Wolowitz : how expensive having a kid is?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, I read that in Los Angeles, raising a child through college can cost over a million dollars.
Howard Wolowitz : A million dollars? It's like my nuts just kicked me in the nuts.