- [Prince Albert is reading from a book of corny jokes]
- Prince Albert: "Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare's plays? Macbeth, because he did murder most foul."
- Victoria: We are not amused.
- [Victoria does not want to breast-feed]
- Victoria: I want you to find me a wet-nurse immediately.
- Baroness Lehzen: So you will not be following your mother's example?
- Victoria: *She* is not a queen - and *I* am not a cow.