The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Alan Thicke/Rosanna Arquette/Oprah Winfrey (1986)

Alan Thicke: Self

Quotes 

• Alan Thicke : Anybody who said that all men are created equal never saw Lyle Alzado in the shower.

  Johnny Carson : I have no burning desire to see Lyle Alzado in the shower.

  Alan Thicke : Well, I did, and...

  Johnny Carson : Not high on my priorities.

  Alan Thicke : Oh, it's an honor, though... You think Kreskin's amazing.