Candy Cane Lane (2009)
Mike J. McAllister: Malcolm the Elf
Quotes
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Santa : What can I get you?
Spoiled Kid : I saw you at the other mall.
Santa : Congratulations.
Spoiled Kid : You were Mexican.
Santa : I got a tan.
Spoiled Kid : How can you be at two malls AND at the North Pole at the same time?
Santa : It's a glitch in the Matrix.
Spoiled Kid : My Daddy says you are a fake. And my Daddy says he makes more money in a month than you do in a year.
Malcolm the Elf : Then why the hell are you even here?
Spoiled Kid : I want a Wii.
Santa : Then ask your Dad to buy it for you. NEXT!
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Santa : [last lines, after a girl has a depressing Christmas wish] Jesus. That was rough.
Malcolm the Elf : No kidding. There's giving hope and then there's that.
Santa : Christ, I could use a cigarette.
Malcolm the Elf : You and me both, brother.
Santa : When's the next break?
Malcolm the Elf : [checks his watch] One hour.
Santa : Good grief.