Santa: What can I get you?
Spoiled Kid: I saw you at the other mall.
Santa: Congratulations.
Spoiled Kid: You were Mexican.
Santa: I got a tan.
Spoiled Kid: How can you be at two malls AND at the North Pole at the same time?
Santa: It's a glitch in the Matrix.
Spoiled Kid: My Daddy says you are a fake. And my Daddy says he makes more money in a month than you do in a year.
Malcolm the Elf: Then why the hell are you even here?
Spoiled Kid: I want a Wii.
Santa: Then ask your Dad to buy it for you. NEXT!