- [first lines]
- Penny Hofstadter: Hey, so I saw a movie trailer the other day. How could Batman possibly fight Superman? Isn't that dumb!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Maybe he uses kryptonite.
- Emily Sweeney: Well, Batman's got a lot of money; maybe he builds a suit that can do everything Superman can do.
- Penny Hofstadter: No no no no no, I've seen that movie. It's called "Iron Man".
- [the guys are stupefied]
- Leonard Hofstadter: What is happening?
- Howard Wolowitz: I don't know.
- Raj Koothrappali: But it's beautiful.
- Penny Hofstadter: Now Ben Affleck as Batman.
- Emily Sweeney: Oh, he was great in "Shakespeare in Love".
- Penny Hofstadter: Ooh, we should watch that next girls' night.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: We could do a double feature with the Leonardo DiCaprio "Romeo and Juliet".
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, I love me some Leo.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And it's gone.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Hi Sheldon, what's new?
- Sheldon Cooper: Our friends are jerks and I'm mad at all of them.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I said "what's new", but sure...
- [last lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: Are you relieved that you and Raj were able to patch things up?
- Emily Sweeney: At the moment, no, not really.
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, get ready for an apology. And with the added twist of an M. Night Shamalan movie, I'm going to mean it.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ah, so like every other M. Night Shamalan movie I've seen, you spoil it in advance...
- Sheldon Cooper: Hey, if you didn't know Bruce Willis was dead the whole time, that's not on me.
- Emily Sweeney: [as they leave Sheldon behind] I know he's a jerk, but I actually feel bad for him.
- Penny Hofstadter: And now you see the problem.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, when you're sick you can be... unbearable. And that's why your friends have been known to work late or sneak out to the movies or stay at a neurobiology conference three days after it's ended.
- Sheldon Cooper: You stayed in Michigan all week to avoid being around me?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No! No! Not just that. I mean... Detroit is *beautiful* when it's sleeting.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, where are we going?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, Vegas, but...
- Sheldon Cooper: Ugh! Atlantic City without the taffy? No thank you!
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh,I've been on a little trip myself recently, not to Sin City but to Sincere City. Where instead of genital warts, the only growth you'll come back with is personal growth.
- Penny Hofstadter: And there's your next t-shirt.
- Howard Wolowitz: Check out the stripper pole!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: You know what that means.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That Raj'll be on it before we make it to the freeway?
- Raj Koothrappali: You know it! Ooh-ooh!
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, I'm dying.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You're not dying. It's just the flu.
- Sheldon Cooper: I asked for chicken noodle. This is chicken & stars. It's killing me.