- Goldie: You stole my chocolate and that was bad. You stole my taffy and that was *worse* but when you stole my *bubblegum*, You blew it!
- Goldie: Listen, trainee squirt; You'll do as you're told!
- Max: I say Nooooooo! A.B. and FX, first!
- Goldie: I say "Yes!", Baby face!
- Max: No!
- Goldie: Yes!
- Max: No, No, No!
- Goldie: Yes, Yes, Yes! Stinky Pants! Or you will get... *the treatment*!
- Max: What's that? A spanking? Ah, I live for *those*!
- Magic: Right on, Max, My Man!
- Goldie: Zelda!
- [Max looks to his right off-screen and his expression changes from bored defiance to fear]
- Max: Dirty Diapers! Not *that*! Anything else but *that*!
- [jumps from High chair and tries to run but is caught and carried off by Goldie]
- Goldie: Zelda can't talk but she gives a mean baby bath!
- [pan to reveal Zelda standing with scrubbing brush next to bathtub]