- Toby Curtis: I'll be at a safe distance analyzing the lovely gals you're about to sit down with. Cabe, you'll be one position in front of Walter so you can do recon.
- Walter O'Brien: Recon? I want to try dating not engage in a military operation.
- Toby Curtis: For humanoid like you it's going to take precision co-ordination like D-Day.
- [to Cabe]
- Toby Curtis: Why do you smell like a martini bar in 1950?
- Cabe Gallo: It's my cologne. I wear it everyday.
- Toby Curtis: If you wore that every day, I'd need sinuses scrapped.
- Toby Curtis: [Talking to Walter on his earpiece] You're trying to eat dessert when they just served salad. Don't you know how to romance someone?
- Paige Dineen: No. He does not.
- Kenneth Dodd: You actually understand everything they're thinking?
- Cabe Gallo: About half -and the rest I take on faith.
- Kenneth Dodd: How could I trust something so important to the hands of someone I barely know? You left when you were 14.
- Sylvester Dodd: Well, you're going to get a chance to know me now. Because the heat from the beam welded the hatch shut and we're stuck here! We're not getting out!
- Paige Dineen: [Quietly to Walter as they're singing] I swear to God. If you don't get into this, I'm gonna kill you myself.
- Ralph Dineen: You always yell at Toby. Why did you want me to do all this?
- Happy Quinn: The truth is - I am falling for him
- Ralph Dineen: Ooo gross.
- Happy Quinn: I know, right?
- Toby Curtis: [Ralph brings Toby a bowl of soup] Is this Beef Barley? How did you know my favorite soup?
- Ralph Dineen: Eat it. You look awful.