- Moe Szyslak: [Looking at Tom Brady on the television] I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
- Marge Simpson: Everyone here is so fit. It's like being in a finance ad. Free sunscreen? This place is so progressive. Hey, do you vaccinate your children?
- Woman: Of course.
- Marge Simpson: But not stupid progressive.
- Bart Simpson: Face it, Boston is the Bart Simpson of cities. All those townies from "The Departed" are my people.
- Homer Simpson: Your people? The dog and the baby are your people!
- Bart Simpson: It all goes back to the Boston Tea Party, a prank so badass it started a country.
- Lisa Simpson: Hate watching, and now hatecations? Why can't people just like things?
- Homer Simpson: Because the things you like don't fill you with delicious, delicious rage.
- Bart Simpson: But what about Grandpa? He lives thousands of miles away.
- Homer Simpson: Great point. Nobody tell him where we are.
- Homer Simpson: Stupid cheaters! You cheat, you flip out when people say you cheat, and everybody knows you're nothing but a big bunch of cheaters!