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James Rolfe: [while playing a level in a mine shaft] This might sound really weird- playing this stage reminds me of smelling my dog's farts.
[Mike chuckles]
James Rolfe: It's one of the most random things. It's like, I, y'know how you think of a certain thing...
Mike Matei: Wait, first of all, I didn't know you had a dog.
James Rolfe: Oh yeah, um, I had a German shepherd for a long time, the dog lived pretty long. But...
Mike Matei: Why were you smelling its farts?
James Rolfe: Not on PURPOSE.
Mike Matei: Oh.
James Rolfe: Just, like, you're playing the game and your dog just keeps farting- like, "Aw, God!"
Mike Matei: I'm glad it wasn't on purpose.
James Rolfe: Yeah, 'cause I remember, 'cause, what "Silent but deadly", S.B.D., whatever.
Mike Matei: Yes.
James Rolfe: 'Cause the music in this stage, like me and my sister, or me and my friends would be playing a game, and the dog's, like, farting. And the music, we'd go:
[to the tune of the stage]
James Rolfe: "S.B.D., S.B.D."
Mike Matei: Ugh...
James Rolfe: It's, y'know, German shepherd, and they just lay there, while you're playing the game. And just kept farting all the time.
Mike Matei: That's disgusting, James.
James Rolfe: Well dogs are pretty nasty, actually.
Mike Matei: They are. Don't they lick, like, their asshole? Or they lick the toilet bowl?
James Rolfe: Oh yeah, that's what they do. The toilet bowl...
Mike Matei: And then they lick YOU.
James Rolfe: Yeah, and then you're like, "Oh no no!" But the dog- at the same time, the dog's so friendly and everything and you're like...
Mike Matei: Oh, well of course.
James Rolfe: "Oh nice doggy." But you're licking me with your nasty...
Mike Matei: But with people, at least with most people I know, they don't lick their asshole and then lick you.
James Rolfe: A person doing it, that'd be...
Mike Matei: First of all, if you can lick your own asshole, that's impressive.
- ConnectionsFeatured in James & Mike Mondays: Double Dragon 2 Playing Against Each Other (2019)