- Richard Splett: Well, the latest poll numbers are in and you've fallen 20 points behind the Widow Sherman.
- Amy Brookheimer: We have to keep you away from people!
- Dan Egan: Yeah, surround you with some trees. Make you look human-sized.
- Jeff Kane: Yeah, back to the natural habitat your nitwit mother found you in, you fucking shaved Sasquatch.
- Richard Splett: But the good news is that you're only three points behind Jon H Ryan, whoever that is.
- Selina Meyer: I'm freeing Tibet?
- Minna Häkkinen: No, no, not free.
- Kent Davison: It would likely be one country, two systems similar to Hong Kong.
- Minna Häkkinen: That's it.
- Ben Cafferty: Bono's gonna shit his sunglasses.
- Selina Meyer: That is like some man on the moon legacy shit. My God, Selina Meyer, the woman who freed Tibet.
- Minna Häkkinen: Not... no, really, not free.
- Sue Wilson: Ma'am, Minna Hakkinen is through security and headed this way.
- Selina Meyer: How is it that that Asperger salad inserted herself into this situation?
- Selina Meyer: We need to work together to better engage with North Korea, because the North Koreans are people like us... except without any food.
- Jeff Kane: I can elect anyone in New Hampshire. I can elect a Muslim AIDS virus. A terrorist fucking AIDS virus in the tiniest suicide vest ever made, I could make it governor of New Hampshire.
- Amy Brookheimer: You got to see this.
- Dan Egan: Jesus, those are your pajamas? It's the outfit I picture when I'm trying not to come.