- Mr. Goldenfold: Now who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions?
- [pause]
- Mr. Goldenfold: You don't know or you're just bored?
- Morty Smith: Hey listen, you know, if we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be you?
- Jessica: [On the phone] Come back, Morty. I miss you.
- Morty Smith: You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much you never had to love 'em back.
- Jessica: How do you know I don't want to love you?
- Morty Smith: Because I'm not sick.
- [He hangs up]
- Rick: Yeah motherfucker yeah get it get some, right up your fucking bitch ass you fuck! Guess who just discovered a new element! Think you could do that Morty? You think anyonne but me could do it ever in a billion years? Do you think if God existed he could do it? The answer is no. If God exists its fucking me!
- Rick: What do you think about that?
- Morty Smith: I think my voice is annoying.
- Rick: It is, and it's your best quality.
- Morty Smith: So true...
- Tricia Long: [Among overlapping conversation] I want that kind of love, like that docking kind of love. Like penis in the foreskin kind of love. Just like warm, just like...
- [Notices Morty awkwardly standing nearby]