The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Wossamotta U: Parts 1-2 (1963)

William Conrad: Narrator, Professor #4

Quotes 

• Narrator : And propelled by mighty moose muscle, Rocky flashed clear to town, into the grocery store and back before you can say "Jack Robinson."

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Jack Robin...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Here I am!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : By golly, I couldn't at that.

• Narrator : And Bullwinkle faded back, cocked his arm, and fired a forward pass that travelled... a miserable ten feet and fell to the ground.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : How's that, coach? Coach? Gee, where'd he go?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Over in a dead faint, that's where.

  [the coach is seen lying unconscious on the ground] 

• Narrator : Two scouts are trying to sign up Bullwinkle.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, you know who these fellas are?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Pick and Pat?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Gallagher and Shean?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Null and Void? Fair and Warmer?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No, they're scouts.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : If they're scouts, let's see 'em rub two sticks together.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : They're football scouts.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Then, let's see 'em rub two footballs together.