- [Boris, disguised as Devil Dan Hatful, is banging his head against the wall in frustration]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, vy you're beating your head against wall?
- Boris Badenov: I'm not used to being *nice* to people! I got to *hurt* somebody.
- Natasha Fatale: But vy yourself?
- Boris Badenov: I was handy.
- [Fearless Leader's rocket passes over Peaceful Valley every few minutes as it orbits the Earth. Two duck hunters take notice]
- Harlow: Hush. Somethin's coming over now, Clem.
- Clem: I'll shoot it, Harlow.
- Harlow: Sure don't look much like a duck.
- Clem: Whaddya mean?
- Harlow: Ain't got no wings, got no feathers, and it's fifty feet long.
- Clem: But on t'other hand...
- Harlow: What?
- Clem: It's the first thing that's flew over today.
- Harlow: You're right, Clem.
- [the duck hunters open fire at the passing rocket]
- Fearless Leader: [angrily, as he zooms by overhead] ... you clumsy fools! I'll have you drawn and quartered for this sort of thing...!
- Harlow: You know somethin', Clem?
- Clem: What's that, Harlow?
- Harlow: Didn't *sound* like a duck, neither.
- [Bullwinkle tosses Rocky in the air, so he can intercept Fearless Leader's orbiting rocket]
- Narrator: And the plucky squirrel hurtled high into the air, just as the missile came into view once again. But Fearless Leader, thinking Rocky was an American anti-missile missile, began to unlimber a fearsome weapon!
- [Fearless Leader pulls a lever, opening a hatch on the underside of the rocket and lowering a missile emblazoned with a skull and crossbones]
- Fearless Leader: [breaking the fourth wall] Jawohl! This is my anti- anti-missile-missile missile!
- Boris Badenov: [serves a drumstick] Have some more chicken. Plenty more where that come from.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah, but where did it come from?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: From an egg.
- Boris Badenov: No, from neighbor's chicken coop.