Quotes
Defective Story or A Muffled Report/Leaky Lyrics or Bullwinkle Plugs a Song
The Bullwinkle Show
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [when everything starts shaking] Hey, what's happening, Mayor LaPompano?
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: Oh, dear! We're having one our seaquakes!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Seaquakes? I've never heard of seaquakes.
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: You've heard of earthquakes, haven't you?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, and hotquakes, too.
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: A seaquake is an underwater earthquake!
- [water starts pouring into Submerbia]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What are we gonna do?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How about two choruses of By a Waterfall?
- [sings]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: By a water...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, can't you ever be serious?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Believe me, when I sing, it's serious.
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: A big dome covers our whole city. That's what keeps us warm and dry.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: It's sorta like a big sky.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah, but where does your light come from?
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: Where else? From sunfish.
- Captain Peachfuzz: And at night, I suppose it's covered with, uh...
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: Starfish.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Figures.
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: Any enemy of Maybe Dick is a friend of mine.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, then, you ought to meet my pal, Rocky Squirrel.
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: Love to, love to. Where is he?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh, he's onboard our ship, the...
- [looks out the porthole and sees Rocky swimming]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hiya, Rock. The Athabasco, where he... Rocky!
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: That's a squirrel?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You ever see a fish with goggles?
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: No, but then I never saw a squirrel with goggles either.
- [after Maybe Dick swims by Submerbia]
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: Oh, I do hope the dome doesn't crack!
- [the plastic dome on Submerbia suddenly gets a crack]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You had to open your big gills.
- Mayor Fiorello LaPompano: Rocky, you're a squirrel of infinite mental rectitude.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: He's pretty smart, too.
- [Mayor LaPompano is giving Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Captain Peachfuzz a tour of Submerbia]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Very interesting, Mayor LaPompano, but we've really got to get going.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Going? We just got here, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, did you forget we're supposed to be hunting for Maybe Dick?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: No, but I sure tried.