- Bonnie: I want to make an amends to you. I'm sorry about what I did.
- Jeanine: Okay, I forgive you.
- Bonnie: What, just like that?
- Jeanine: Well to be fair always thought I owed you an amends, I tried to keep you loaded all the time so you'd stay.
- Bonnie: So you're saying all this time I thought I took advantage of you and it turns out I'm the victim?
- Jeanine: Oh you were hardly a victim. I kept a full bar, tossed you a couple of Quaaludes and you lived here rent-free for two years.
- Bonnie: *Two* years?
- Jeanine: Yeah, time flies when you're putting bourbon on pancakes.
- Christy: [finds out Bonnie slept with Jeanine again] So now what happens? Does Christy have two mommies?
- Christy: Are there any AA meetings in Northern California where you haven't slept with someone?
- Bonnie: Exactly what're you trying to say?
- Christy: Oh I think it's obvious.
- Marjorie: Why don't you try a gay AA meeting?
- Christy: Don't you have to be gay?
- Marjorie: You just have to be an alcoholic, anything else you put in your mouth is your own business.
- Bonnie: Who's this woman in the picture?
- Jeanine: That's Lenore, I met her after you left.
- Bonnie: Oh, is she around? I've love to meet her.
- Jeanine: Sure, she's right over there.
- [points to urn on mantle]
- Bonnie: Oh my God, I'm so sorry. How did she die?
- Jeanine: Doing what she loved best, mountain climbing... or in this case, mountain falling.
- Bonnie: [laughs, then catches herself] I'm sorry.
- Jeanine: Don't be, she would've loved that joke.