Bo Burnham: Make Happy (2016 TV Special)
Bo Burnham: Self
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Quotes
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Bo Burnham : Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.
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Bo Burnham : Sticks and stones might break your bones, but words can break your heart. But if you don't know where to go, I'll show you where to start. Kill yourself! It'll only take a minute. You'll be happy that you did it. Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it.
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Bo Burnham : I write songs for the people who do jobs in the towns that I'd never move to.
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Bo Burnham : You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not.
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Bo Burnham : Guys, I'm not "perfect," okay? I don't "use air quotes correctly," all right? But I am against double standards across the board. Why is it that when a woman wears revealing clothing, she's labeled a slut, yet if I were to wear her skin as a jacket, I'm a murderer? What? If I fuck a kid, I'm a pedophile, but if a kid fucks me, I'm a pedophile again? Twice in a week? What is this?
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Bo Burnham : I saw a gorgeous... dick. I was in the public restroom.
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Bo Burnham : Thank you, goodnight. I hope you're happy.
