Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Return of Doctor Mysterio (2016)

Peter Capaldi: The Doctor

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• The Doctor : Things end. That's all. Everything ends, and it's always sad. But everything begins again too, and that's... always happy. Be happy. I'll look after everything else.

• The Doctor : Why do they call him Spider-Man? Don't they like him?

  Grant : He was bitten by a radioactive spider, and guess what happened?

  The Doctor : Radiation poisoning, I should think.

  Grant : No. He got special powers.

  The Doctor : What? Vomiting, Hair loss and death? Fat lot of use.

• Lucy : Can you put me in touch with him?

  The Doctor : The Ghost?

  Lucy : Yeah, the Ghost.

  [Grant shakes his head] 

  The Doctor : Mrs. Lombard, there are some situations that are just too stupid to be allowed to continue.

• The Doctor : With great power comes great responsibility. No man worthy of the title leaves a baby alone.

• The Doctor : Take a look at him. That's why you don't stand a chance. You want to know why? He's actually left-handed.

  [Grant is holding back the spaceship with his right hand] 

  Grant : Sorry, instinct. I couldn't let go of this.

  [holds up the baby monitor in his left hand] 

• The Doctor : Shall we pop over and have a look? Pretty sure no one's on board.

  Nardole : How do you know? Did you scan for life forms?

  The Doctor : No. All the lights are off .

• The Doctor : Take a good long look. It takes a moment to see it.

  Young Grant : See what?

  The Doctor : Superman and Clark Kent are one in the same person.

  Young Grant : Are you serious?

  The Doctor : Yeah, look, I drew specs on Superman.

  Young Grant : Everyone knows they're the same person.

  The Doctor : Well Lois Lane doesn't, and she's a reporter.

• The Doctor : Grant, this is insane. Look, I'm me, the Doctor, and even I think this is insane.

• The Doctor : You're not looking at anyone. Are you shy now? Is that floor really interesting?

  Teen Grant : I'm not shy. I just can't stop it.

  The Doctor : Can't stop what?

  Teen Grant : The x-ray vision.

  The Doctor : Oh.

  Teen Grant : I'm in hell, naked hell. I just can't look at people.